{"product_id":"book-of-misery-pdf","title":"Book of Misery","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e7d42f;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #e7d42f;\"\u003eCompany's coming and you're unprepared! Good thing there's the \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eBook of Misery\u003c\/span\u003e to help you out in a pinch!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA series of third-party MÖRK BORG zines, packed with despair and misery, including more classes, weapons, monsters and adventures.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff00ff;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAn Exalted Funeral Exclusive!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCreated by Alex Jackson (\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\" data-mce-style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/gizmo-the-bugbear.itch.io\/\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/gizmo-the-bugbear.itch.io\/\"\u003eGizmo the Bugbear\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eBook of Misery: Volume 2\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo you're still unprepared??!!! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOkay fine, have Vol 2 to partner your Vol 1.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWant more classes with original and dead folks art? Boom, more monsters to kill your party with, bam! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHow about some magic items? Slap! Some hireable goons? Ya welcome. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOriginal adventure? Got you covered....and so much more, all this inside this zine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Makes a great partner to the Heretic and Feretory zines.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003eIssue 2: 44 pages, A5, saddle stitched zine, full color cover and interiors. Includes pdf.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #e7d42f;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #e7d42f;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBook of Misery: Volume 1\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside you will find:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e6 new classes, from a chivalric warrior to a small child who grew up in the sewers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA crit fail table, for when you feel the need to be even more sadistic to your players.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA bunch of new weapons, ranging from the average Dane axe to the mighty sharpened throwing finger! (Prices may vary depending on how generous you feel.) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOver 15 new enemies, ranging from your average small weak mob to your strong BBEG style demon. If you want your players dead, here's over 15 new things to ensure that happens.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eA unique and delightfully charming NPC who sells interesting teas! Her mien is based on how the PCs approach her... she also has a gigantic bodyguard in case you need to punish a murder hobo.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e3 adventures! \u003cstrong\u003eThe Howling Caverns:\u003c\/strong\u003e a claustrophobic cavern crawl with rituals and werewolves, \u003cstrong\u003eA Putrid House:\u003c\/strong\u003e created via the dungeon generator a.k.a the DNGNGEN. A truly horrific entity is possessing these halls! Lastly, \u003cstrong\u003eA Dungeon Most Pointless:\u003c\/strong\u003e a stripped-back simple dungeon to troll your players with. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eKali, a unique dog companion your PCs can buy. Designed for small tables of players (2-3) who may need a little bit of a hand... or even solo play!! (Based on my real-life dog!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003e Issue 1: 52 pages, A5, saddle stitched zine, full color cover and interiors. 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