{"product_id":"month-of-misery-for-mork-borg","title":"Month of Misery","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eTired of being miserable in the same old ways? Have the PCs become a bit too heroic? Do you want more death and humor at the same time?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(228, 55, 164);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eThen you need \u003cstrong\u003eMonth of Misery\u003c\/strong\u003e!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat is \u003cem\u003eMonth of Misery\u003c\/em\u003e?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOpen up this zine to explore over 31 days worth of content featuring EVEN MORE TEETH, an altar upon which you may sacrifice your dearest loved one, ways to get suuuuuper pfvcking high to help you cope with the misery, and a fishing mini-game—yes, that's right, a fishing mini-game! (No game is complete without a fishing mini-game. This is surely a necessary addition.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSee what totally real people are saying:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I opened the cover and it's already going on about a weird tooth-thing that can make your penis rot off. Where did I go wrong?\" —Greyson's mom, probably\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Blasphemous. Heretical. Profane.\" —Anuk Schleger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Wow, this fishing mini-game really was a necessary addition!\" —everyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eJokes aside\u003c\/em\u003e, this third-party zine should help add some miserable spice to your \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\"\u003e\u003ca style=\"color: rgb(255, 255, 0);\" href=\"https:\/\/www.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/mork-borg\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMÖRK BORG\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e sessions. It's a compilation of responses to the \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.exeunt.press\/morktober\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMÖRKTOBER\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e 2023 prompts put out by Exeunt Press with additional content\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eprofessional editing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Team:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConceived and birthed by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/greysonwhy.itch.io\/\"\u003eGreyson Yandt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublished by Exalted Funeral\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003e32 pages, A5 size, staple-bound zine, full-color printing. PDF included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\n\u003cem\u003e\u003csmall\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMonth of Misery\u003c\/strong\u003e is an independent production by Greyson Yandt and is not affiliated with Ockult Örtmästare Games or Stockholm Kartell. It is published under the MÖRK BORG Third Party License.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003csmall\u003eMÖRK BORG is copyright Ockult Örtmästare Games and Stockholm Kartell.\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h5\u003e","brand":"Exalted Funeral Press","offers":[{"title":"Print + PDF","offer_id":49720907432232,"sku":"EFRPG1876","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/6832\/0296\/files\/month-of-misery-zine-793141.png?v=1736781567","url":"https:\/\/wholesale.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/month-of-misery-for-mork-borg","provider":"Exalted Funeral Wholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}