{"product_id":"shopping-is-hell","title":"Shopping is Hell","description":"\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #2a97cd;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to Al’s Hellhole! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI’m Al. And this is my little slice of hell. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou are the lost, the unfortunate and the ready to spend. Think of this place like a ride you can never get off! And don’t forget your money buddy! I’ve got products and prizes galore, all for the low, low price of 10 Hellbux. How do you get Hellbux? What am I, your mammy!? And if your stay here becomes too excruciating, I’ve got a fancy little competition going. The first soul to collect 4 shiny golden tickets gets a one-way ride outta here! These 4 tickets are inside 4 very pissed off angels I’ve got locked up around here. How was ol’ Al meant to know they don’t like being plucked!? Get ‘em all and get out.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd remember, SPEND SPEND SPEND! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShopping is Hell\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e is a card-based tabletop rpg about fighting demons and buying products in the literal commercialist hell-scape of Al’s Hellhole. A shop\/theme park somewhere on the fringes of the underworld and run by the greater demon Al (chosen name) as a way to pass eternity. No one has ever collected all 4 Golden Tickets and escaped the hellhole, could you be the lucky sucker!'\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCreated by Neonrot (\u003cspan style=\"color: #80ff00;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/below-dwelling-sewer-mutants-stickers-pdf\" style=\"color: #80ff00;\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBelow Dwelling Sewer Mutants\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/webworld-pdf\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #80ff00;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWebworld\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eAn Exalted Funeral Exclusive!\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cem\u003e20 pages, A5, saddle stitched zine, color cover \u0026amp; interiors. Includes pdf.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e","brand":"Exalted Funeral Press","offers":[{"title":"Print","offer_id":47648159727912,"sku":"EFRPG944","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/6832\/0296\/files\/shopping-is-hell-zine-743982.png?v=1708123686","url":"https:\/\/wholesale.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/shopping-is-hell","provider":"Exalted Funeral Wholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}