{"product_id":"unicorn-meat-pdf","title":"Unicorn Meat","description":"\u003ch2 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDeep in the monster-haunted backwoods, Sunny Smiles Unicorn Farm lies in ruin. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe overseers vanished months ago. Gangs of feral children lurk in the shadows of a vast blood-stained factory. Knife season has come. Food is running out. Some rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUnicorn Meat\u003c\/em\u003e is a southern gothic horror adventure inspired by \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLISA the Painful\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eTrue Detective\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eLord of the Flies\u003c\/em\u003e, set in the decaying ruins of the last unicorn farm in the world. Play as carvergirls attempting to escape, or as adults unravelling the horror at the center of the Rochefocauld Company's great sin. Compatible with any number of old-school and old school-adjacent RPGs. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFeatures include:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSystem-agnostic adventure\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eExplore the farm, the factory, the swamp, and the caves beneath.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCarvergirl character class, new items and spells, spiritual combat and mutation mechanics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSupport for one-shot and campaign-length games\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eColorful NPCs and factions - Throw yourself right into the front of the brewing gang war\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eStreamlined card-based wilderness exploration system - Muck around in the swamp without making a mess\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe MEAT ECONOMY - Food is money. Is that big knife worth going hungry for? Is a full meal worth the risk of a hunt?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eContent Warning: child abuse, intense violence, gore, body horror, disease\/starvation, implied assault, alcohol and drug abuse, religious trauma, and slavery.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCreated by Dan D\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eArt by Rowan A. (Bottomless Sarcophagus, \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThe Thawing Kingdom\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColoring-page map Printout by Gus L (All Dead Generations, \u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePrison of the Hated Pretender\u003c\/em\u003e)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Editing by Jarrett Crader (MRC) and Fiona Geist (MRC)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff00ff;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAn Exalted Funeral exclusive!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e108 pages, 5.5\"x8.5\", perfect bound book, full color cover and interiors. Includes digital files.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Exalted Funeral Press","offers":[{"title":"Print","offer_id":47648007487784,"sku":"EFRPG827","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/6832\/0296\/files\/unicorn-meat-book-245356.jpg?v=1708121821","url":"https:\/\/wholesale.exaltedfuneral.com\/products\/unicorn-meat-pdf","provider":"Exalted Funeral Wholesale","version":"1.0","type":"link"}